What is Plato’s remedy? The ultimate cure is to take God, rather than man, as the measure of all things. Saying that does not help us very much today, however, because there is so little knowledge of God and maybe less shared opinion; anyone who claims to be following God can safely be assumed to be following his or her own fancy. Plato’s God was a god who was rationally known and philosophically approached, not one who could be created out of literal readings of myths mixed copiously with political slogans and party loyalties. Before God can be the measure of all things, we need to be the sort of people who can have a possibility of genuinely seeking God or recognizing God once we bump into him/her/it.
Suppose we take Plato’s prescription to heart. In recent years I have noticed two trends in K-12 education: an increased interest in “character education,” and a slashing of education in the arts. But what would good, quality education in the arts, particularly music, give to our children? They would learn that sometimes it takes time to achieve something. It takes practice. And it often takes cooperation with others; the first violinist or first trumpet or first soprano still needs the rest of us if the music is to be as full as possible. They would learn to admire skill and talent more than auto-tune and YouTube fame, as their own efforts at making music revealed to them just how difficult good music is (and how easy and unimpressive the other sort is). They would learn to accept the judgment of those who know. They would be exposed to good music, the music of the ages. By this I don’t only mean classical music, although this is often part of learning music for the simple reason that it is public domain. When I was a child in public school, we learned folk songs. These are simple tunes, easy for a child to understand; they are also part of our cultural heritage, the melodic thread connecting generations. Now, children don’t know the songs children knew for years or centuries; their parents can instead buy “Kidz Bop” and teach their children to love the musical ephemera of the Top Forty list.
Many children, of course, will not be able to fully participate in music of any sort. Some are deaf, as I am becoming; some may just be tone-deaf. Plato didn’t value the representational arts much, but perhaps we should. Why is drawing in school only sanctioned for kindergarten? What is gained by subjecting oneself to the discipline of working with hand and eye, learning in the process what is truly beautiful and truly difficult and impressive? What Plato did value was dance. Why is our physical education aimed at winnowing out the klutzes through the years, to produce a few star athletes for the high-school teams, instead of making all fit “to dance with head and limb”?
Shows like American Idol are the esthetic versions of “Wikiality.” “Wikiality” is the idea that reality is whatever the rest of us agree is true. If we all agree that Africa has more elephants than it did ten years ago, then it is true. Who is Britannica to tell me that George Washington owned slaves? I have a right to say and believe whatever I want. The problem is, however, that sometimes people die because of this attitude. The whole “Stand Your Ground” law in Florida is based largely on a factual falsehood; it was intended to correct an injustice of a man arrested for killing a looter, except (1) the “looter” seems to have just been a random, lost, drunk construction worker, and (2) the man who killed him was never arrested; traditional “self-defense” law was all that was ever needed to resolve the case. As a result of this legislative exercise in Wikiality, Florida now has a law that is routinely used by violent criminals to avoid arrest. I will leave it to the reader to come up with more examples of laws passed and justified by factual untruths; whether you and I agree as to what are convenient lies and what are disputed truths, I don’t doubt that everyone agrees that politicians routinely reject reality and insert their own delusions. And from the “Stand Your Ground” laws to the county commissioners who eliminated fluoride from the drinking water (apparently believing Dr. Strangelove was a documentary) to dozens of other cases, this sort of epistemological nihilism is not just an individual saying “I have a right to believe what I want;” repeatedly, people who believe what they want to believe rather than what can be shown to be true cause real harm to others, and impose their fantasies on the rest of us. Think of it as the legislative equivalent of the Sanjaya Effect; instead of bad music being forced on viewers of American Idol while good singers are shunted off to obscurity, bad laws are forced on all of us while good policies are buried in partisanship and ideologically-driven relativism.
Did American Idol kill Trayvon Martin? No, not really. Did the disregard for any standards or truth beyond one’s own personal preferences, a disregard fostered by the social media/mass media melding of which American Idol is a prime example, lead to the creation of a bad law that ultimately contributed both to his death and to the circus that whirled around it? Yes.
 Laws, book IV, 716 c-d
 “Toxic”? Really? That’s what you want on a kid’s album? “Kidz Bop 6”
 Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, pt. 3, “On Old and New Tablets.”
 The Colbert Nation, July 31, 2006 (http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/72347/july-31-2006/the-word—wikiality)
 Ben Montgomery, “Florida’s ‘Stand Your Ground’ Law was Born of 2004 Case, but Story Has Been Distorted;” Tampa Bay Times April 14, 2012 (http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/floridas-stand-your-ground-law-was-born-of-2004-case-but-story-has-been/1225164)
 Kameel Stanley and Connie Humburg, “Many Killers Who Go Free with Florida ‘Stand Your Ground’ Law Have History of Violence;” Tampa Bay Times July 21, 2012 (http://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/criminal/many-killers-who-go-free-with-florida-stand-your-ground-law-have-history/1241378)
 Anna M. Phillips, “Pinellas County Commission Votes 6-1 to Return Fluoride to Drinking Water;” Tampa Bay Times November 27, 2012 (http://www.tampabay.com/news/localgovernment/pinellas-county-commission-votes-6-1-to-return-fluoride-to-drinking-water/1263426).
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